Roosevelt St. Vincent is a self-proclaimed introverted and organized Loan Officer living in Boston.  Telling her story from an undetermined point in the future, it begins with meeting the cryptic Alexsander, the crimes that surround him and the disappearances that plague her.  With the ability to antidote her actions, we learn, as she did, the secrets that reveal themselves on an impromptu road trip to Canada.

Humor, sex, sarcasm, murder; laissez-faire kidnappings, a broken leg, self-realization, and vampires.  The world Roosevelt knows, and her life forever, are about to change.  For better?  For worse?  Only she knows.